HQ’s - At Johannah and Dan’s wedding. 20/07/14
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
wow they’re so cool
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
Beach date, 1950s
this is so unbelievably perfect. New favorite picture ever.
WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS
AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
this was such a good episode of orange is the new black
Harry Styles launches a shoe with his groin
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.