joshpeck

annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:

  1. the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this crap even work” stage
  2. the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
  3. and, finally, the “i freaking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage
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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay