kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

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I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 
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harrystylesdildo:

AU: After Beyonce shot and killed Louis, Harry moved on and found love with Niall. Because nobody knew who killed Louis, Beyonce was free…but she was slowly going crazy not being able to be with Harry. Her jealousy for Niall made her insane. Her best friend Aaliyah didn’t like seeing her like that. She got Nicki and Christina to help her find a way to get Niall out of the picture. When the plan was set in motion, Nicki made it known someone was gonna get capped. But Drake had to try to be a hero and stop the hit. Aaliyah had enough of Drake and took him out before he could stop Christina from blowing up Niall’s car. 

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.