Harry Styles launches a shoe with his groin
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
see, nothin to worry about guys
that’s wonderful news, ash
I have no words for this…?
smooth as a tumblr user, ash
MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD HOW DARE YOU
luke stop lying how much u wanna bet u guys are gonna get ‘krunk’ again
well you’re the only one who graduated along with Ash, but he still thinks tadpoles are baby turtles
luke u horny walrus what would liz think of these messages
last but not least my ultimate favorite :-)